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when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

1 day ago
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Hate depending on people for emotional support, makes me feel so weak and selfish.

2 days ago
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this is probably the most accurate descriptor of me in my wardrobe 

You are so precious to me

gimme this shirt

3 days ago
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How to Forgive Yourself


1. Recognise the importance of forgiving yourself. Not forgiving yourself will deplete your energy, and leave you feeling all chewed up inside. It keeps you living in the past instead of living in the present – so it’s hard to make the most of what’s happening today.

2. Recognise the effects of not forgiving yourself. Those negative emotions like shame and regret are also bad for our long term health – as they undermine and damage a healthy immune system.

3. Name the emotions you are struggling with. Simply naming your emotions can help reduce their power. It brings some order and control into our lives again when we’re hit by overwhelming and negative emotions.

4. Reflect on the fact that we all make mistakes, make foolish decisions and act badly at times. It’s part of being human – you’re an imperfect person. We all do stupid things, and say some things that we regret.

5. Try to let go of other people’s expectations. We can’t please everyone – it’s not going to happen. Decide on your own standards, then try to live by them. Also, if you’re looking for approval you’ll never measure up as you’ll always meet someone who will criticise and judge.

6. Practise self-forgiveness. It’s healthy to acknowledge the regrets that you have – but then you need to be willing to let go of the past – and decide to move forwards - and live life differently.

3 days ago
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3 days ago
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do you like him?? or do you like, favorite, and subscribe him

6 days ago
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think my sisters trying to make amends with me but lol no your boyfriend was a complete piece of shit to me for no reason and you still defended him so

1 week ago
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1 week ago
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enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

1 week ago
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if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.
1 week ago
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"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

1 week ago
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you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

1 week ago
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1 week ago
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Shout out to my lurker who couldn’t find my me tag anymore so just stalked the 1 picture he could find. Go away.

1 week ago
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Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.